Why do straight guys like doggie-style so much?
Because they’re gay.
What does it mean when you’re a girl and the guy you’re hooking up with keeps introducing you to his best girl friends?
It means you’re hooking up with a gay.
Why do guys think threesomes are so amazing?
Because they are—especially the gay ones.
I’m a guy who does not find guys physically attractive. Even so, I like to give and receive blowjobs with men. Does this mean anything about my sexual orientation?
I’ve always considered myself a lesbian, but a few weeks ago, I got really drunk and slept with one of my male best friends. Am I not a lesbian?
Female sexuality is a lot more fluid, as they say, and many lesbian-identified women have slept with men. Your sexuality identity—the label you choose to apply to yourself—should communicate the essential truth about your sexual interests and partner preferences. So you’re free to identify as a lesbian even if you slip and fall on the occasional dick.
Who is your dream guy?
Janice from the Muppets with a dick.
Election Day 2014: Tues., Nov. 4