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NEWS AND OPINION > SAVAGE LOVE

Savage Love

By Dan Savage

Add Comment | Comments: 0 | Posted Jul. 31, 2012

My advice: Go halfsies on a new strap-on—on the harness and the dildo—and one or two other sex toys of comparable value and utility. If the relationship ends, your new ex-girlfriend keeps the strap-on, you keep the funnel gag.

Programming note: “Chick-fil-A” is an obvious synonym for “pegging.” I mean, obviously, right? I shall now use it in a sentence: “Her boyfriend’s kinda homophobic, but I hear he loves Chick-fil-A.”

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