Savage Love

By Dan Savage
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I am a hetero female, but one of my biggest fantasies is for a guy to dress up in women’s underwear. Not full-blown drag, just a teddy, fishnets and heels. He doesn’t even have to act like a woman. I just want him to parade around a bit. I’ve had the ovaries to bring this up only twice to men I’ve been with. My first boyfriend was game, but I was so insecure with my sexuality at the time that I let it go. My second boyfriend found it degrading and wouldn’t do it. I think there are two things holding me back: (1) I’ve never even heard of this fantasy. Is there a name for it? (2) I know the first time I will giggle with joy and I’m afraid that will be a big buzzkill if my hypothetical future boyfriend thinks I’m laughing at him.

Lingerie Without A Man

1. There isn’t a name for this fantasy, LWAM, so let’s come up with one. How about “Frank-N-Furter-Ing,” for Dr. Frank-N-Furter, a noted research scientist who also enjoyed dressing straight boys up in fishnets, teddies and heels.

Your fantasy probably lacks a name because it isn’t that odd or a whole lot to ask. And this fantasy makes you more sexually and romantically marketable than you seem to realize. The world is full of men who aren’t gay, aren’t into drag and aren’t into full-blown crossdressing but who are turned on by the idea of wearing the girlfriend’s panties and/or a little lingerie. A lot of these men are with women who barely tolerate their kinks. The single ones, on the other hand, are out there looking for a girlfriend who is turned on by the thought of a guy in panties, teddies, fishnets and heels. Post a few explicit personal ads on online dating sites—kinkster and normster—and I promise you’ll be flooded with responses from guys who want to put on a show for you.

2. It is permissible to giggle during sex. If you’re worried that your partner might think you’re laughing at him, qualify your giggles in advance. Explain that you’re prone to joyous laughter when you’re turned on and you might get a little giddy. Emphasize that your giggles are evidence of arousal, not disgust or contempt. Then prove it by fucking the shit out of him.

3. Have you checked out xdress.com? Think of it as your own personal porn stash before you find a boyfriend, and your favorite online shopping destination after.

I am a heterosexual female. My husband hates condoms. When we started being exclusive and monogamous, we were both fully screened for STDs and I went on the pill. That was four years ago. Since then, I have been through eight different versions of the pill. My current one gives me a two-week period, I have gained about 25 pounds in two months, and I am more moody. My doctor just prescribed me a new pill that will likely increase my weight and make me even moodier, but it should decrease the length of the period. I am sick of this! I think my husband should suck it up and wear a condom.

He is completely resistant. It is ironic that the pill protects me from pregnancy if I have sex, but we’re having less sex due to the weight gain, bloating, bleeding, no sex drive and other side effects. My doctor does not think other options for birth control (e.g., an intrauterine device) will be a good fit for me. Should I continue on the pill or tell my husband that if he wants sex, he has to share responsibility in avoiding pregnancy?

Tired Of Pills

Shared responsibility.

And you can keep having sex without pills, condoms or pregnancies. There’s oral (his-and-hers), anal (ditto), and mutual masturbation (underrated). But if it’s vaginal intercourse he wants, then he’ll have to get used to condoms. Some women can’t take hormonal birth control, and your husband is married to one.

I was watching a porno featuring a hot gay threesome. Two tops double-penetrated a bottom. The odd part: The tops shared a single condom! I’m wondering how safe this might be. It certainly doesn’t seem safe.

Dubious In Phoenix

It was safe for the bottom—provided that overtaxed condom didn’t burst (here’s hoping they were using a more spacious, more durable female condom)—but it wasn’t safe for the tops. Jamming two dicks into a single condom could result in dick-to-dick transmission of a number of sexually transmitted infections—herpes, HPV, chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, etc.

I am a 25-year-old straight woman. I recently started seeing a man. The first time I slept with him, he told me that he was interested in a relationship, and I told him that I wanted to keep things purely casual. Over the next month and a half of talking to him, hanging out and having sex, I started to really like him. I was thinking about changing my mind and taking the relationship to the next level. The last time I saw him was a week ago. He came over, we had sex, and then he mentioned he had met someone else. As he was beginning to elaborate, I told him to leave. My anger comes from his timing. If he had told me this before we had sex, Dan, I would have been able to have a constructive conversation about this. The problem now, if I’m being completely honest with myself, is that I really like him and I don’t want to stop seeing him. Do I reach out to him again? Did I overreact?

Left In The Lurch

I can understand why you were upset. You had already taken things to the “next level” in your heart—you were thinking of this guy as your boyfriend—you just hadn’t gotten around to informing him about the upgrade. And you assumed that, when you did get around to letting him know, he would be delighted. Because he was the one who wanted a relationship at the beginning, right?

Unfortunately, LITL, he took you at your word when you said you weren’t interested in a relationship. Keeping things “purely casual” with you meant he was free to pursue a relationship with someone else.

I can’t help but wonder what he was about to say when you told him to get out. He met someone else, which wasn’t a violation of your rules. Did that mean things were over between you two (which would make the timing of the last fuck an insult)? Or was he willing to pass on this other girl if you were ready for a relationship (which would make tossing him out before he could elaborate a mistake)? You probably should’ve heard him out.

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1. saint J said... on Jul 25, 2012 at 11:18AM

“This is for the "Tired of Pills" writter. I can relate to the lady that wrote that cause my girlfriend of three years had tried the birth control pills and they did the same to her crazy emotional with and unbalanced period. After reading what your going through, your husband needs to suck it up and wear a condom. Condoms come wide in array of types and lubes so it may take a few trys to get some that feel good, don't smell like heavy latex, but when you do it will put both of you at ease. I find that condoms that have ribbdd or studded textures feel good and my girlfriend has also told me those types also feel great to her.

Just something to try hope it helps”

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2. von wallenstein said... on Jul 25, 2012 at 12:30PM

“condoms suck. Tired of Pills should go on a non-hormonal IUD. i'm not surprised your husband is pissed. you both agreed when you started having sex that it would be sans-condom; now you want to change the deal, like you sold him a bag of goods.

you sound like a real peach to be around”

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3. minkinpink said... on Jul 25, 2012 at 01:25PM

“For Miss LWAM, if it is any consulation...there are more out there like you...(aka me.) Glad to have read about our shared fantasies with boys in heels....there is no doubt that there are guys out there that will not only do it, but who will also enjoy it (or at least get off in seeing how damn excited we get). Good luck!”

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4. Sunny said... on Jul 25, 2012 at 03:43PM

“Tired of Pills, von wallenstein is correct, you can try a non hormonal IUD. A marriage without sex leads to infidelity. Considering you are lacking a sex drive because of the bleeding, bloat, and weight gain; this situation has the potential to spiral out of control really quickly. Talk to your GYN about the non-hormonal IUD.”

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5. Jen said... on Jul 26, 2012 at 02:44PM

“Hormonal IUDs still might be okay, as the hormones are not as strong as they are with the pill and they pretty much just work locally. I've talked to many women who had the problems you described with the pill but have had no such problems with a hormonal IUD.

And don't listen to that douchebag von wallenstein. If IUDs turn out not to be an option for you, your husband needs to man up and wear condoms. He may hate wearing them during sex, but you have to suffer ALL THE TIME while on the pill. He is being inconsiderate and selfish and completely disregarding your feelings. His penile sensitivity during sex is NOT more important than your general well-being. Grow up, husband.”

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