Savage Love

By Dan Savage
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First, CBB, “it” doesn’t work for a majority of the people a majority of the time.

It doesn’t matter how smooth a guy’s talk is, how tight his abs are, or how fat his wallet is, most of the people he meets won’t wanna sleep with him. I’m not going to lie to you: Smooth talk, tight abs and a fat wallet improve a guy’s odds considerably. But for reasons that run the gamut from religious to logistic to simple miscommunication, most people won’t want to fuck a given person, however smooth, tight, fat, etc.

The trick is to keep working it—to keep looking around—until you find someone who does want to fuck you. And there will be plenty of skinny, pale and spotty girls at your school, as well as girls who can see past those things. Your odds will be better if you can look past ’em, too.

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1. A. Nonymouse said... on Jul 4, 2012 at 12:32AM

“Always trust Mr. Dan.

That said, if you're a pimply 18-year old guy, you simply have to find a pimply 18 year old girl. In a dimly lit room, you'll both look great.

And I'm not being a wise guy. Think about it.”

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2. Anonymous said... on Jul 5, 2012 at 04:10PM

“I have been with my boyfriend for 5 years now. He has an erection problem. Where he stays hard in the beginning of our love making. But it does not stay hard where I am satisfied and I know he is not as well. He says he has been like this since the age of 19. He does not cum at all and have been this way since we met. He is afraid to go to the doctor because he says it is embarassing. But, I am going to make an appointment with a doctor and go with him. There is nothing to be embarassed about. Alot of men have erection problems. Have you ever heard of this??? My man has only cum since we met in 5 years only about 5 times. I hope there is help out there for my man. I love him very much and have done everything to try and help him. He says he loves me and I turn him on, he just doesn't know what is wrong with him. I know we need to go to a doctor but again what could be wrong with him? Any feed back from you would be greatly appreciated. In all seriousness, no wise cracks”

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3. Anonymous said... on Jul 10, 2012 at 11:09AM

“yo # 2 get him some cialis, he will stay hard”


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