1) Do you--despite the utter lack of empirical evidence and the fact that the very idea is self-evidently ridiculous-- believe in the existence of an all-powerful, all-knowing sky-god who, despite the existence of disease, cruelty and suffering and the written evidence that he's a totally mental fucking Nazi, is also somehow "good"?
3) Aw come on!
4) For real?
5) Last chance. Are you absolutely, cross-your-heart-and-hope-to-die sure?
6) Would you like to buy a really super magic "Jesus" penny that cures all know diseases and guarantees wealth and happiness? For eight simple payments of $99.99?
Hey some people say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.