Bring the Paine!

Screw fat old Ben Franklin and his 300th birthday. This city should be celebrating a real revolutionary, the man without whom there'd be no America.

By Steven Wells
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In Philadelphia," babbles the radio, "everyone is reading about Benjamin Franklin ... "

The madness has been going on for months already, since the Greater Philadelphia Tourism Marketing Corporation first started shilling Franklin's 300th-birthday festivities last year.

The greatest event in this nation's history has been reduced to a yearlong birthday party for a jolly, jocular cartoon Unka Ben. A kinda insurrectionary Kris Kringle. An avuncular saint, inventor and bootstrap capitalist-a PG-friendly, George Bush-approved, sanitized, shrink-wrapped, deboned and prechewed establishment revolutionary for the whole family to enjoy.

We say bollocks to that. It's time for some Common Sense. It's time this city celebrated working-class Philadelphia's real revolutionary hero.

Thomas Paine was a founder of both the U.S.A. and the French Republic, the ideological father of democracy, the coiner of the phrase "United States of America," the author of not one but two pamphlets that saved the United States, probably the original author of the Declaration of Independence and-on top of that-he was the original zinester, the first blogger and (according to Wired magazine) the moral father of the Internet.

Paine was Philadelphia's first and greatest hero. Rocky in a periwig. His life was a swashbuckling Hollywood epic that makes Pirates of the Caribbean look like On Golden Pond on Valium. As a teenager Paine narrowly avoided sailing on a ship called Terrible with a Capt. William Death, who was promptly slaughtered along with 150 of his crew. He did, however, serve on a privateer (a state-sanctioned pirate ship) called (you won't believe this) The King of Prussia.

In 1781-after he, according to George Washington, twice singlehandedly saved the American revolution-Paine even had an Errol Flynn-style sword duel with a British naval captain. Later, when he was imprisoned during the French revolution, he escaped the guillotine only because an X was scrawled on the wrong side of his death-cell door.

It's Paine we should be celebrating when we name our schools, bridges and roads. Benjamin Franklin might have invented the lightning rod and the frigging glass armonica, but Tom Paine invented democracy.

It's no contest. Without Tom Paine there would've been no American revolution-and no America. Yet there are only five statues of Paine in the entire world-and not one of them is in Philadelphia. And that is nothing short of a disgrace.


Thomas Paine arrived in Philadelphia on Oct. 30, 1744, sick to his guts with typhoid. He had a letter of introduction from Franklin, which he used to blag himself a job at the Colonial equivalent of PW.

America thrilled and shocked him. He saw artisan militiamen form themselves into a revolutionary "committee of privates." And he could see the slave market from the window of his lodgings. The freshness and potential of America blew his mind, and the rebellion against the British fired him up to write a pamphlet that would change the world.

The rebellion was led by the rich, many of them slave owners. They dismissed the lower orders as "the grazing multitude" (Washington), "the common herd" (John Adams) and "poor reptiles" (Gouverneur Morris). And they clung to Britannia's skirts like frightened children.

"Washington is still in his battle tent, toasting George III. What? Is he out of his fucking mind?" laughs Harvey J. Kaye, author of Thomas Paine and the Promise of America. "So what were they fighting for, these gentlemen? If they weren't fighting for democracy? They were fighting for their rights as gentlemen to be recognized by the British crown."

The working-class Paine changed all that. He turned their gentrified rebellion into a people's war for democracy. In 1776 Paine wrote what would become the American manifesto of the revolution.

Common Sense-a demolition job on the very concept of monarchy-swept America like an ideological firestorm. The impact was phenomenal. It sold 600,000 copies among a population of 3 million. And like Lincoln's "Emancipation Proclamation" 87 years later (Lincoln was a massive Paine fan), it turned a civil war into a righteous struggle for human freedom.

Without Tom Paine there would've been no revolution-and no America.


I'm standing on the corner of Front and Market streets. Rain batters the flapping Ben Franklin birthday banners. A historical marker says this was the site of the London Coffee House, where Philadelphians auctioned "black slaves recently arrived from Africa."

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1. dtamayo said... on Jul 3, 2008 at 01:27PM

“I agree that Thomas Paine's influence in America was great and important, and that his memory is fully under appreciated by us all today, but you could have made your point and help educate people without having to bash another great person of history. Yes, Ben Franklin, above all was a great marketer of his person and was quite famous even during his day, but that doesn't take away from all the good things he did. In fact, bashing Franklin distracts from the point you are trying to make on Thomas Paine. They were both very different people and the reason Ben Franklin probably gets more attention than Thomas is because Benjamin was born and raised in America while Thomas was not. Also Ben was a deist while Thomas Pain was, by all evidence, an atheist - we know how much America loves us atheists. Either way, I thank you for the article and for reminding us that Thomas Paine was a key player in the forming of our great nation.”

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2. Pierre JC said... on Jul 4, 2008 at 12:23PM

“Hear, hear! Tom Paine is an American hero and a Founding Father. Anyone who fails to honor him is an anti-American piece of trash.”

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3. Edward J. Dodson said... on Jan 23, 2009 at 08:59AM

“As a member of the board of Thomas Paine Friends, I invite Mr. Wells and other Philadelphians to become a member of our organization. We are dedicated to restoring Thomas Paine to his rightful place in the history of the founding of the United States and his contributions to the advance of the democratic spirit worldwide.”

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4. Tina Lee said... on Oct 7, 2009 at 12:52PM

“Wonderful to see a story like this. I am from the Town where Tom Paine grew up and we have been celebrating his life and work all summer. I am participating in a play in honour of him on october 31st!! Great work paine!”

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5. jack said... on Jul 12, 2010 at 12:10AM

“dtamayo, that is so insulting to call thomas paine an atheist.. it's an absolute disgrace.

and you have the nerve to say 'by all evidence'.. what the hell are you talking about. have you ever heard of 'The Age of Reason'? Probably the greatest book ever written.. and it's all about deism, and attacking organized religion as well as atheism.

Franklin actually tried to persuade Paine not to publish it... there's been no greater advocate for deism than thomas paine, and no one can describe so perfectly what natural religion is all about besides paine.”

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6. Alexander James Bennett said... on Sep 26, 2010 at 11:18AM

“i'm from the 'Beatle' city of Liverpool, UK. Right now I reside in the village of Rainhill which lies just outside 'Big L' and is in fact the birthplace of the worlds first passenger railway system: a train pulled by a steam engine called 'The Rocket' and, of course, the means by which the USA was eventually opened up, not to mention the entire world.

If that doesn't beat all, what about that guy Rober Morris (1734-1806) a Signatory of the Declaration of Independance who also hailed from this city and the real founder of of the USA never mind the lesser turncoat Tommy Paine. He was dubbed 'The Financier of the American Revolution and kept the home fires burning when all seemed lost. If it hadn't been for him there'd be no Stateside! He also founded in 1782 The Bank of North America.

And, as for Paine being an Amercan hero, he was in fact, a 'limey' just like Bobby Morris. Heavens to murgatroyd!”

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7. christopher H. holte said... on May 27, 2012 at 06:12PM

“Ben wasn't so bad, it's just he was old and worn out by the time the Revolution started and treated his trips to Paris like a long overdue retirement. Paine owed him for helping him get started in Philadelphia. Also he and Ben Franklin both had humble origins, so they had much in common. From what i understand Paine was good at accidentally getting on the wrong side of people. There is so much more to Paine than even this account recounts! He was one of our first citizens to run afoul of our Security state. He found evidence of payoffs and bribes in respect to money the French were lending us/giving us, and he published the information leading to an investigation -- which was run by the crooks -- who then tried to charge him with treason for telling on them. Paine was a regular Wikileaks! These same folks then packed him off to France aboard a privateer to get him out of the way; That same Gouverneur Morris and his boss/uncle Robert Morris.”

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8. Jeanette Catala said... on Aug 2, 2013 at 10:53PM

“Mr. Thomas Paine, in my humble opinion, is the greatest import from England, turned American, this newly-forming nation ever had the honor to welcome to its shores. Yes, he was a deist. Yes, he believed in God. Yes, he was tired of the bureaucracy and self-serving nature of the churches and its leaders in his day. Yes, he believed in the after-life. Here he is gone, and two hundred years later, most Americans have no clue as to what he did for us. He advocated INDEPENDENCE. He advocated for JUSTICE for all. He advocated for a system of government that the PEOPLE would have a hand in. He was influential in ALL nations that declare themselves independent, because that is the model he gave America. LIBERTY was a price many paid highly for, including Paine. He was not afraid of what the "masses" who say or think about his views. He was a PREACHER, in his own sense. The masses LISTENED, because he spoke in a plain language ALL could understand. He is my hero, advocate of the FREE.”

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