New Jersey is taking the lead. Will we follow?
Last week I bellied up in my local dive and bumped into "Barry," a pothead and occasional dealer who lives in my neighborhood.
"Dude, can I just tell you what a moron I am?" he said, as he waved a few bucks in the air trying to get the barmaid's attention. "Really. Even when I try to do the right thing, it just gets all messed up."
"Oh Jesus. What happened this time?" I replied. You have to understand, Barry's a piece of work: the guy can't help but step on his own feet.
"Oy." He leaned back in the stool, and almost toppled over. "Well.... I was on what you might call a 'Mission of Mercy' yesterday. A good friend of mine up in Germantown has some terrifying form of cancer. It's horrible: he's lost a lot of weight from all the chemo, the radiation is literally killing him from the inside out, you know how that stuff affects people. So every once in awhile, he gives me a call to replenish his weed. Usually an ounce."
The barmaid finally walked over and dropped off a couple of beers.
"And ya know, I don't make any profit when I hook him up," Barry went on. "The guy's sick. It'd be wrong to make money off some dude that's in dire straits like that." Funny how a pot dealer can grasp that, but the CEOs at Cigna, Aetna, and the rest can't.
"So anyway, he gives me a call late last week. We've got it all worked out so no one says anything on the phone. Long story short, I ended up driving over to his place this Saturday. Now, I always put the weed in that little storage compartment where I keep the spare tire, just in case the cops pull me over. Which reminds me, you do know what to do in that situation, right?"
"Spare me," I said. "You sent me that video like a dozen times!"
"Yeah, my short-term memory's a joke at this point. The point is, I get to my guy's place, and guess what? There's a freakin' block party goin' on. Kids, moms and dads, moonbounce in the street, the whole shebang. And now I have to get this big ol' bag of weed out of the trunk and into his house without anyone seeing it."
I could already see where this was going.
"So I go to the back of the car, and I start rooting around by the spare tire like I'm looking for something. I must look sketchy as hell, but I find the bag and shove it down the front of my pants. And that's when my guy sees me. So I turn to walk over....
"And just as I pivot, I realize that not only has the little zip-lock thing come open, but the bag is upside down, and I'm getting a crotchful of kind buds. Seriously, I shake my leg, and nuggets fall out all over the street. So now I'm frozen in place, deer-in-the-headlights, dude's waiting for me, kids are nearby..."
I started laughing.
"Dude, it's not fuckin' funny!" Barry glared at me. "First of all, it's not like I'm gonna charge the guy for weed he's not getting, so I'm taking the hit. Second of all, if a cop showed up, what the hell am I gonna do with weed all up in my balls, and buds all over the street? It's not mine officer, it just um... um.... Riiiiiiight.
"Third, weed itches and the resin gets all sticky. The ride home? NOT COMFORTABLE."
I put my head in my hand. "Barry," I said, stifling more laughter, "I'm sorry, but you ARE a moron."
But it got me thinking.
Barry may be a bit of a clown, but he's doing a good thing. Although there's some vestigial controversy, there is no doubt in my mind (or the minds of thousands of others) that marijuana has real medical benefits. It helps allay the nausea that accompanies chemo-therapy, the wasting syndrome associated with AIDS, and other illnesses. It helps relieve pressure in the eyes of people affected with glaucoma, and helps soothe chronic pain. And these facts have been recognized by thirteen states , with New Jersey a strong candidate for number 14.
But here in Pennsylvania, my friend Barry the Pot-Dealing Samaritan is risking his freedom (PDF) to provide a sick person with the medicine he needs to fight cancer. Prison time. Fines. A criminal record that would follow him for his entire life.
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