Q: I love it when you invent words, and I want to nominate a nameless phenomenon that sometimes afflicts boring het guys like me: The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex needs a name. You wake up at 3 a.m. to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and either the urine gets blocked for a moment and then bursts out like a geyser, or the blockage is only partial and the piss sprays off at some crazy angle and gets all over the floor or the walls. This phenomenon should have a name!
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A: I’m tempted to ask SUPER what his girlfriend’s name is, CSNWG, because if anyone on earth deserves to be forever associated with a crusty blockage that has to be pissed away after sex, it’s her.
But I’m sure my readers—the folks behind “santorum”—can come up with something better. Gang?
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