Savage Love

By Dan Savage
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A: Wasn’t there “another male present” when you were giving him blowjobs, AHA, and he was jerking you?

Maybe if your “straight” friend wasn’t accepting blowjobs from another man and swore on a stack of vintage Playboy s that he would be fantasizing about a lady-parts-having woman-person pegging him when he jams that dildo up his ass, then maybe—maybe—he could be believed when he claims to be a straight dude into anal penetration. But a guy who fails to mention a burning desire for pussy to shore up his straight cred—particularly in conversation with a dude who blows him—and instead falls back on a lame “no homo” rationalization (“Hey, it’s not like the dildo brought me flowers or anything gay like that!”) is a lot of things, but straight ain’t one of ’em.

If your straight friend manages to fuck some sense into himself on that dildo, AHA, you might want to take a turn on it yourself.

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1. Anonymous said... on Feb 16, 2011 at 06:30PM

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