Not My Buddy: Even in death, Buddy Holly deserves to die.
Fresh Lennon: A new host of remastered work tells us what we already knew ... we don't need remastered work from John Lennon.
(To be used when a new host of remastered work comes out, Beatles or solo.)
No, s'il vous plait: Why this frog should stop making frog music.
It works because he's French. (See also: Daft Punk, Justice, Carla Bruni, Air, Serge Gainsbourg, Jordy.)
No Longer Lovett: Why the Texas troubadour should take his ridiculous hair and exit stage left (into a pit of cloned Julia Roberts' mouths that will devour him).
I Have Had Black, I Will Go Back: Why two white guys from Ohio playing the blues are more sad than a tub full of drowned puppies next to a Welshman singing R&B.
Which SXSW Brand Are You?
Panic at Camp Bisco
Roots Picnic This Weekend
Philly DJ Day
Danny DeVito Rocks