Antony and the Johnsons meet American Idol.
Simon: "What? What did I say?"
Paula: "Don't be rude."
Antony: "Hi, Paula."
Paula: "Hi, Anthony."
Antony: "I was a huge fan growing up."
Simon: "No surprise there."
Simon: "What? There are particular traits your male fans seem to have in common and, if I'm being honest, Antony seems to have all of them."
Paula: "So rude. Ready when you are, Anthony."
Antony [singing]: "I need another place/ Will there be peace?/ I need another world/ This one's nearly gone ... "
Simon: "Thank youuu. Je-sus."
Simon: "It was dour. It was depressing. And it was weird. Antony, tell me, why are you here? Why are you the American Idol?"
Antony: "Why am I here or why do I want to be the American Idol?"
Simon: "Why are you here? Honestly, you can't think you have a shot, do you?"
Simon: "Oh, come now. It just gets boring, really. These strange people waltz through the door hoping to get their 15 minutes with their weird outfits and weird songs and weird ... I mean, honestly, Antony. What is it you're wearing?"
Antony: "A dress."
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