False Idols

Antony and the Johnsons meet American Idol.

By Brian McManus
Add Comment Add Comment | Comments: 3 | Posted Jan. 28, 2009

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Paula: "Simon!"

Simon: "What? What did I say?"

Paula: "Don't be rude."

Antony: "Hi, Paula."

Paula: "Hi, Anthony."

Antony: "I was a huge fan growing up."

Simon: "No surprise there."

Paula: "Simon!"

Simon: "What? There are particular traits your male fans seem to have in common and, if I'm being honest, Antony seems to have all of them."

Paula: "So rude. Ready when you are, Anthony."

Antony [singing]: "I need another place/ Will there be peace?/ I need another world/ This one's nearly gone ... "

Simon: "Thank youuu. Je-sus."

Paula: "Simon!"

Simon: "It was dour. It was depressing. And it was weird. Antony, tell me, why are you here? Why are you the American Idol?"

Antony: "Why am I here or why do I want to be the American Idol?"

Simon: "Why are you here? Honestly, you can't think you have a shot, do you?"

Paula: "Simon!"

Simon: "Oh, come now. It just gets boring, really. These strange people waltz through the door hoping to get their 15 minutes with their weird outfits and weird songs and weird ... I mean, honestly, Antony. What is it you're wearing?"

Antony: "A dress."

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1. elyse said... on Jan 28, 2009 at 09:18AM

“spot on! haha. loved reading this.”

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2. hey said... on Jan 30, 2009 at 02:04AM

“ive been so freakin bored with the two latest shows. for one reason. they keep edit paula out and i dont enjoy the show when shes not active. i almost hope ratings will go down so that producers learn their lesson. i also feel the new judge needs to go and almost all fans agree with me. ”

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