18) The city. Dear, Philly: We have, like, no money. Also no police or firefighters. Please come here and spend a few bucks on soda and concert food. Please? Love, Camden. P.S.: We even promise to keep Chris Christie away.
XPoNential Music Festival, Fri., July 20-Sun., July 22. $5-$120. Wiggins Park, Mickle Blvd., and Susquehanna Bank Center, 1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, N.J. 215.898.6677. xpn.org
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