Pondering the price of patriotism at an eco-chic urban farmhouse.
Starch de triumph: Noble’s risotto, as well as most other items on the menu, is getting a serious price cut.
Like a pat of butter on a sun-warmed biscuit, the foie gras melted on the tongue. Late sunlight washed across the sidewalk bar, through the glass awning (actually a counterweighted window) and into the corduroy-trimmed periwinkle dining room of Noble American Cookery. I swear, it was like angels on high had come down to see what the fuss was about.
It was a moment, a moment for sure. But three bites, and—flash—the sliver of liver (and seraphim) was gone, leaving behind trace evidence of its grape (fresh, verjus and saba) and almond (puree and scone) accents. If the $16 Doublemint stick-sized foie gras were in high school, bullies would beat it up and take its lunch money. This might be fine for a tapas spot, but this is Noble American Cookery, a star-spangled resto with steep price tags.
Noble comes courtesy of the trio from now-shuttered (but still talked about) Blue on LBI: Todd Rodgers, Bruno Pouget and chef Steven Cameron. The Jersey boys are equal partners in this Keystone endeavor, having turned a claustrophobic trattoria into a chic urban silo filled with a bounty of American ingredients.
In this economy, though, you need to find a way not to charge $13 for two scallops, even if their ocean-scented sweetness and Barnegat Light address make them extra-desirable. No short rib—not even the succulent grass-fed one Kansas- bred Cameron plates with orgasmic onion rice pudding—should cost $25.
But hey, this is a capitalist enterprise. What’s more American than that?
The good word from Cameron, though, is that Noble is slashing prices like a GM dealership, with just about every item having come down a few dollars since my visit. What a relief, because Cameron’s smart, seasonal approach is the truth.
Take those scallops, freshened with a green bouquet of peas, watercress, lime, mint and avocado. As for the aforementioned short rib, even though I paid too much for it, I have to confess I haven’t had a better one.
Typically a rich, wintry cut, Cameron’s rib registered as surprisingly summery with the brightening, bittering addition of halved lemons to the meat’s 12-hour braise and loads of sweet, sloooow -cooked Spanish onions in the unpretentious rice pudding with the million-dollar mouth-feel.
Cameron compensates for outsourcing the black sable (Alaska) and cape gooseberries (Florida) by getting hyperlocal on the rooftop herb garden, home to potted herbs, lettuces and vegetables. Through expansive skylights, the windswept stems of heirloom tomato plants seem to bend and ogle you eating their relatives in the slender second-story dining room.
Downstairs, highbrow highballer Christian Gaal mans a handsome bar cut from a naturally fallen 400-year-old African Rosewood tree. With his Monopoly Man mustache, sleeve garters cinched just so and apothecary of vials and tinctures, he looks like a circa-1930 pharmacist who might bootleg on the side. Gaal handles fragile thyme sprigs (the woodsy note in the hauntingly herbaceous aquavit-and-pisco-based Alaska Man’s Luck) with kid gloves, and disrobes a lemon as effortlessly as 007 disrobing a Bond girl.
Fitting, since the curl of citrus unleashes its essential oils in the Vesper, a martini coined by Sir Ian Fleming in 1953’s Casino Royale . Smooth and subtly floral, the lemon-accented blend of Bluecoat gin, Penn 1681 vodka, Lillet Blonde and orange bitters was as beguiling as its namesake, Bond babe Vesper Lynd, and among the most beautifully balanced cocktails ever to pass these lips.
If I sound more evangelical about the drinking—there’s also an all-American craft beer and wine list—than the eating, it’s because I am. Kitchen missteps included undercooking an otherwise wonderful white chocolate bread pudding; the conceptually odd, chilled mussel “chowder” crowning the perfectly cooked, pumpernickel-crusted wild sable; and spinning the sorbets kid-sweet when the savory flavors (basil, cucumber) should have been emphasized for Noble’s adult audience.
Also, the pacing of the meal was about as graceful as an obese ballerina. The bread service, appetizers and cocktails all arrived within seconds of each other, and after a considerable delay. Entrees came out just as we were finishing apps. Dessert took forever.
The new, lower prices will no doubt remove some of the sting from these clumsy moves. The intelligent, well-versed staff already helps in that respect. Awesomely attired in gingham and denim, they’re urban cowboys and girls—guides along a postmodern American range Noble really, really wants to till. ■
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1. gldruss@aol.com said... on Jul 28, 2009 at 06:59PM
“soft stuff”
2. c wilson said... on Jul 28, 2009 at 07:07PM
“DELETE above review .
That was part of an email..
NOT a review....have not been to that restaurant & no plans to go.”
3. Anonymous said... on Aug 3, 2009 at 01:07PM
“Interesting. I didn't realize Lillet still made Blonde. Blanc? Yes. Blonde? No.”
4. Anonymous said... on Oct 3, 2010 at 11:59PM
“Possibly ...no definitely ...the worst meal I have EVER had.....plus an argument from the most arrogant owner !!!!
I'm not sure about most diners, but I feel that eggs should BE COOKED !! Our serviced was lousy ( through no fault of our waiter). My eggs benedict were completely raw. Totally inedible....translucent ..One of our party ordered french toast with peaches....it came out with apples...no explanation !!!! When we questioned it...we were told " oh peaches are not in season!! One guest ordered a dish with a FRIED EGG....Hmmmm. it came with a raw egg. !!! Frying or poaching an egg should be pretty basic....
I would rather throw my $$$$$ money in the street , before I would return there.
Of course......the MOST ARROGANT OWNER refused to remove them from our bill..
Yo pal. .....great business practice....When a patron is pleased, they tell their friends....when they re not.........THEY TELL EVERYONE....consider everyone told.”
5. Jill said... on Oct 4, 2010 at 01:15PM
“I was also served raw eggs!! He tried to tell me the eggs were cooked "sous-vide". Newsflash: no matter the preparation, eggs should NEVER BE SERVED CLEAR.
The owner is a coward who sends his staff to fight his battles. Our entire situation could have easily been avoided with an apology from the owner, but instead he acted like a self-righteous pompous ass!
STAY AWAY!”
6. Anonymous said... on Nov 12, 2010 at 10:32AM
“The best part about the place was before dinner, sitting at the bar with a couple before-dinner drinks. The bar tender was very informative and willing to guide me to find the most well-suited beer based on what i told him about my likes/dislikes in a beer. I liked the beer selection, matched with his level of knowledge about the list and his interest in making me happy. .... but the menu was OVERPRICED, which gave the place a very pretentious vibe. I looked at the prices, which made me think of all the other foods i could get for half the price in a more comfortable less-pretentious setting, and i just left.... that said, if i do win the lottery, ill be back for sure to explore the menu”