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Bring whatever you want as long as it can float to the 9th annual Tidal Schulykill Boat Parade on July 27. | Image courtesy: BartramsGarden.org

Our pick: 9th Annual Tidal Schuylkill Boat Parade

You surprisingly don’t even need a boat to participate in this annual parade. As long as you have something that floats, you’re good to go.

Put on a sexy sailor suit and pimp out your vessel of choice. If you’re looking cool enough, you might just get an award. They’ll be given out for the best-decorated boats and the leakiest ones.

There will be plenty more to do than just roll through the river. Play some games, see your future with tarot card readings and grab a cone from the floating ice cream parlor as it passes by on the water. It’s an event that is full of fun for anyone and a place to take some memorable pics for you members of the Insta-worthy cult. 

The more ridiculous you look, the more you’ll fit in at this one. Have fun. 

WHAT: 9th Annual Tidal Schuylkill Boat Parade WHEN: July 27, 11 am COST: Free WHERE: Bartram’s Garden, 5400 Lindbergh Blvd. MORE: bartramsgarden.org

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