Starts: 8:59 p.m.
Two pianos set up to duel one another to the death (the death!), there can only be one Highlander. Try to get there before 9 p.m. when they start charging a $5 cover.
Jerry’s (129 W. Laurel St.)
Starts: When you wanna go somewhere everybody knows your name.
When being stuffed in a crowd of drunk, horny people becomes too much to handle at whatever usual haunt you frequent, Jerry’s is a nice spot to go to escape the crowds. But not so much the horny.
Tattooed Mom (530 South St.)
Starts: Crafts at 1 p.m., drink specials at 5 p.m.
Throughout December make a holiday ornament at Mom’s crafts table from 1 p.m to 11 p.m. Drink specials include half-off all drafts from 5 to 7 p.m., then starts again from 10 to 11 p.m., which guarantees sufficient time for you to get inebriated enough to stab yourself with an ornament hook.
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BYO Vinyl at Prohibition Taproom
A Good-Time South Philly Bar