PW's Weekend Picks: May 24-26

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Dear culture vultures: We scoured the city to bring you the best of what Philly has to offer. Enjoy! 

Friday, May 24

2 Live Crew
2 Live Crew is hilarious. Back in 1989, the Luther Campbell-led group put out As Nasty As They Wanna Be—and it was an eye-opening experience. Hip-hop had been sexualized for years, of course, but not quite like this. The album cover itself featured four bold, black beauties in thong bikinis with the Crew dudes drenched in gold chains beneath their spread legs, bringing to mind the classic MTV-era video of Wreckx-N-Effect’s “Rumpshaker”: curves, booty, skin, beaches, unabashed sex worship. Their crassness shocked masses in a way that no other rappers had up to that point, which is odd when you consider that so much hip-hop was full of gang violence and misogyny. Truth be told, it was that talk of pussy, clits, dicks and blowjobs that put the Florida quartet on the radar. And 24 years later, it’s that same talk fueling Brother Marquis and Fresh Kid Ice (minus Mr. Mixx and Campbell) who’ve got a stacked arsenal of party tracks to employ tonight.

Yes, 1989’s “Me So Horny” is permanently ingrained in the halls of hip-hop history, but “Pop That Pussy” is one gem of a time capsule, man. In its video, Luke pulls out a pair of crystal balls which he rubs to get the honeys out of bed and flock to the club for sexy leisure times like zombies. “I like big booty and big ole’ titties,” Marquis proclaims. Hey, we all have preferences. And if yours is raunchy rap, it’s your nasty night. / B.C.

8:30pm. $20-$25. With Sparklefight, Mad World Order + Bong Hits for Jesus. The Trocodero, 1003 Arch St. 215.922.6888.

Various Artists: Pant
Dogs are awesome. They eat everything and are never embarrassed by farts. And people really like taking pictures of them. At Gallery 339, you can view a litter of photographs featuring our leg-humping friends interacting with their environments. Though July 27. Gallery 339, 339 S. 21st St. 215.731.1530.

Bernie Worrell Orchestra
Parliament-Funkadelic’s influence is wide, and Worrel’s moog-heavy keyboard and musical arrangements helped establish that legacy. He’s now a part of a traveling 10-piece sporting his last name and the echoes of that grooving, amorphous P-funk nastiness. The songs they unleash are rollicking and dense, but worth a listen. 8pm. $14-$17. The Blockley, 3801 Chestnut St. 215.222.1234.

A beautifully shot coming-of-age film, Pariah focuses on Alike, a 17-year-old girl who is in the middle of accepting her sexuality while dealing with hostile outside forces. Light refreshments will be available throughout the screening. 7pm. $5. Scribe Video Center, 4212 Chestnut St. 215.222.4201.

Hidden City
Like any other major city that’s been around for a while, Philly has some secret spots. Hidden City has picked nine of what they feel are the more interesting of the bunch and set up a four-day period full of talks, tours, concerts and workshops, all taking place in a spot of historical or community interest. From the vacant Germantown Town Hall to the Shivtei Yeshuron synagogue in South Philly, these are places you might not even be able to see any other time. Various Locations. 267.597.3808.

Folk Fest Showcase
Four local musical acts will show off their folksy skills and vie for attention at Milkboy in the hopes of being added to the billing for the Philadelphia Folk Festival in August. Enjoy the talents of these up-and-comers as a panel of judges determines their fate. 8:30pm.$10. Milkboy Philly, 1100 Chestnut St. 215.925.6455.

Microbrews and Micro-moos
Be careful: Dining on fancy cheese and beer could be the first step in a spiral of serious luxury. First it’s just cave-aged cheese and Belgian beer, but then somehow you find yourself wearing a monocle at all times and demanding foie gras to accompany everything, including nonfood-related activities. It is a slippery slope, but it is definitely worth the trouble. 6pm. $60. Valley Shepherd Creamery, 51 N. 12th St. 267.639.3309.

Liberty Bell Classic Party
iCandy hosts the City of Brotherly Love Softball League’s registration and opening party for their 2013 Liberty Bell Classic. This kicks off a full weekend of softball, drinking and good times. Check the Liberty Bell Classic website for a full break down of times and playing locations. 7pm. Free. iCandy, 254 S. 12th St. 267.324.3500.

Girls, Girls, Girls: An All-Girl Motley Crue Tribute Band
Fittingly starting their tribute-tastic career in a Jersey strip club in 2007, Girls, Girls, Girls can hang with their testosterone-filled counterparts. They will wear those uncomfortable leather pants and chains with ease while pounding out the hits from the Crue’s heyday and beyond. 9pm. $5. Theater of the Living Arts, 334 South St. 215.922.1011.

Saturday, May 25

2013 El Zol Fest: Prince Royce
It’s funny how a cover can launch a career. In Prince Royce's case, his 2010 version of Ben E. King’s “Stand By Me” shot him into the stratosphere of superstardom. The 24-year-old Bronx-raised singer, born Geoffrey Royce Rojas, has seen an astonishing amount of success in his first few years out of the gate. Growing up, he was surrounded by the sounds of the Bronx: salsa, reggae and reggaeton, R&B, hip-hop and, especially because of his Dominican family, bachata. His music reflects this beautiful blend of influences, making him akin to a Latino Usher.

Royce’s self-titled debut went triple platinum on the strength of his King cover and the charming single “Carazon Sin Cara,” the latter of which he sings in both Spanish and English. Last year’s Phase II, his platinum-selling second LP, shot up the charts on the popularity of “Las Cosas Pequenas” (The Little Things). With just two albums, he’s already dominated charts, been nominated for some Latin Grammy Awards, issued a frickin’ hits collection (before age 25!) and opened for Pitbull and Enrique Iglesias.

Last summer, Royce was in town for Jay-Z’s Made in America fest, and panties galore wished to be dropped: The dude’s a real looker. In New York, when he appears in stores or performs, lines form that are blocks long. And it doesn’t hurt that bachata tends to specialize in romance. In fact, the root of the genre is said to be amargue, a term that literally means “bitter/bitter music.” In his video for “El Amor Que Perdimos,” he watches his girl swap spit with another dude, and it definitely hurts. Indeed, Royce’s songs are often about sadness, heartbreak and getting done wrong—and the ladies love it. There will be lots of screaming and singing along on the waterfront tonight. And while you may not speak Spanish, a few songs will be in English. Anyway, love’s a universal language, papi. / Bill Chenevert

Sat., May 25, 7pm. $32. With Alex Matos. Festival Pier at Penn’s Landing, Columbus Blvd. and Spring Garden St.  

40th Street Summer Series
Folks, the Fresh Prince lied to us. Between the soaring crime rates, inevitable string of flash mobs and the musty urine scent permeating the streets, summertime in Philly is anything but a “natural aphrodisiac.” If there’s anything to be desired about the summer months here, it’s the slew of free, family-friendly outdoor events like the 40th Street Summer Series, which has been hosting world-renowned performers at the greenspace behind the Walnut West Library for the past nine years.

Going down the last Saturday of each month now through September, this year’s series boasts some exceptionally diverse musical talent, as well as the usual sprinkling of fire breathers, jugglers, face painters and balloon artists. It kicks off tonight with the thunderous beats of New York’s 11-piece brass band, Brooklyn Qawwali Party. Capturing the spirit of traditional Pakistani folk music with a unique, modern blend of instrumental jazz and Qawwali, the group is guaranteed to get your feet tapping. The opening set will feature traditional Arab music from two members of Al-Bustan’s Resident Ensemble.

Mark your calendars: Next month, the 12 ukulele enthusiasts of the Philadelphia Ukulele Orchestra will be reinterpreting the music of the ‘20s and ‘30s, and in August, Man Man drummer Christopher Sean Powell will stun audiences with the futuristic/tropical electronic rhythms of his new solo music project, Spaceship Aloha. / N.F.

6pm. Free. 40th and Walnut streets.

Sun Ra Arkestra
This special show celebrates the 89th birthday of Arkestra leader Marshall Allen, as well as the 99th anniversary of Sun Ra arriving on Earth. A pupil of Sun Ra himself, Allen has been part of the Arkestra since 1958 and has collaborated with artists such as Sonic Youth and Digable Planets. 8:30pm. $15. With Mike Reed’s People and Places & Things. Johnny Brenda’s, 1201 N. Frankford Ave. 215.739.9684.

Mount Airy Home Companion
This radio-style variety show celebrates Mount Airy through comedy and song. Saint Mad provides original songs, musical parodies and classic oldies, while the Mount Airy Players take care of the funny business. 7pm. $15-$20. Conkey Center for the Performing Arts, Springfield Ave. and Valley Green Rd. 215.848.4225.

The Thermals
The Thermals are a post-pop-punk trio out of Portland who’ve been around since 2002 and were actually “discovered” by Ben Gibbard. Their newest record, Dangerous Ground, is their sixth album overall, but their first release on Saddle Creek Records, famous for acts like Bright Eyes, the Faint and Azure Ray. 8:30pm. $15. With Hop Along Cayetana. Union Transfer, 1026 Spring Garden St. 215.232.2100.

Bravissimo Burlesque Grand Finale
After three years of dirty glam, the Bravissimo crew’s home turf, WineO, is closing its doors for good tonight. Lil Steph, Miss Rose, and the rest of the burlesque gang throw one final show to celebrate the good times of the past and the new beginnings of the future. 11pm. $10. WineO, 447 Poplar St. 215.925.0999.

Ruminations: Stephanie Rogers & Rita Reisser
The paintings of Stephanie Rogers may appear different from the lithograph and sculpture work of Rita Reisser, but they are similar in their usage of abstract forms to process their ruminations on life. This is the second Cerulean exhibition for both of these artists, who are also both graduates of the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts. Through June 8. Cerulean Arts Gallery, 1355 Ridge Ave. 267.514.8647.
Revisit the golden age of hip-hop with DJ’s Brownske and Argo Lexx as they spin a ton of forgotten gems and old-school classics. Coupled with $2 PBRs, this should get interesting quick. 10pm. Free. Ortlieb’s Lounge, 847 N. Third St. 267.324.3348.

Peedi Crakk
Despite brief flirtations with fame as a result of guest verses, soundtrack appearances and mixtapes, Peedi Crakk largely remains a Philadelphia secret. His still-unreleased debut album has been in the works since 2005, seeing several different working titles but constantly being plagued by delays and record company switches. 9pm. $12. With Black Deniro, Chase Allen, MZ Lynx, and Teff. Theatre of the Living Arts, 334 South St. 215.922.1011.

Undercover Gluten-Free: Vietnamese Cuisine
Chef Laura Hahn will show you how to create an entire Vietnamese meal at home, while managing to still keep it gluten-free. Vietnamese cuisine is full of fresh new flavors and is ideal for spring and summertime get-togethers. Noon. $35. Greensgrow Community Kitchen at St. Michael’s Lutheran Church, 2139 E. Cumberland St. 267.283.6787.

Cornelius Varley: Through the Looking Lens
This exhibit highlights the watercolor work of British artist/inventor Cornelius Varley. With much of his work taking place before the advent of photography, Varley captured real things in his wondrous images by using drawing instruments and optical lenses he created. Through Aug. 17. American Philosophical Society Museum, 104 S. Fifth St. 215.440.3400.

Sunday, May 26

Let’s Dance: A Tribute to David Bowie
In a world of creepy tribute bands that not only cover the music of their chosen artist, but take on their on-stage personas and dance moves, it’s nice to experience a night of bands that don’t take said tributes too seriously. Such is the case of Let’s Dance, a tribute to David Bowie put on by local production company Deathwaltz and featuring groups playing all sorts of David Bowie-centric tunes, an art show, auction, burlesque and—hell yes!—a motherfuckin’ Bowie costume contest.

Among the bands taking on the Bowie sound is Nicos Gun, the Philly-based glam punk band that was basically birthed for this sort of event. They’ll be playing the classic Bowie 1983 LP, Let’s Dance, and Tom McKee’s Spiders From Mars will be playing 1972’s The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. “A lot of Bowie’s songs are generally unknown by the public because the bigger hits from each album overshadow them,” Barney Cortez, lead singer of Nicos Gun, tells PW. “They come to life when performed live … This is one night you can see the evolution of Bowie’s music throughout the years.”

The event also promises a performance by the Burlet Cabaret, and the to-be-announced, “rad as hell” costume prizes will be awarded to the best Bowie or Bowie-esque get-up. The Blockley’s preview may describe the contest best: “Let’s get weird.” / Randy LoBasso

6pm. $10. The Blockley, 3801 Chestnut St. 215.222.1234.

Venus in Fur
A quasi-update of the eponymous novel, playwright David Ives brought the tale of domination to modernity and covered it in a robe made of black comedy. Directed by Kip Fagan, this show will leave you sweating and asking politely if you may have more. 8pm. $46. Through June 23. Suzanne Roberts Theatre, 480 S. Broad St. 215.985.0420.

Directed by Tom Stoppard, this adaptation of a French play introduces us to three aged war heroes who hatch a plan to escape from their retirement home. Through June 9. $28-$38. St. Stephen’s Theater, 923 Ludlow St. 215.829.0395.

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