Philadelphia Weekly

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Sharon Stone is preparing to film Basic Instinct 2, and David Schwimmer is starring in the play Some Girls in London's West End in May. As three planets give you a triple dose of cosmic love, you could take a cue from these celebs and attempt something ambitious. Make like Martha Stewart and put recent unpleasantness behind you. Instead of beating yourself up about those ImClone indiscretions, remember that you just made Forbes magazine's billionaire list for the first time.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
As transformation planet Pluto slips into retrograde, you're taking a second look at long-term relationships. Jennifer Lopez recently rehired manager Benny Medina after firing him two years ago. And after dating model Penny Lancaster for five years, Rod Stewart popped the question when the two of them were on holiday at the Eiffel Tower. You're also looking to either upgrade or downgrade the status of a friendship. Will you pledge your eternal troth to your honey or toss him in the dust bin?

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Mars is increasing the flow of opportunities coming your way, but don't say yes to everything. The four lovely stars of Desperate Housewives recently turned down offers of $2 million each to pose nude in Playboy. You too should be careful not to sell out. Displaying your nipples once in a while is all well and good. Just make sure you maintain your integrity while you're doing it. Trickster Mercury could provide a few glitches or snafus. Don't sign a lease, a prenuptial agreement or a tax return until you've looked it over carefully.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova managed to survive broken legs and a fractured pelvis, as well as a severe loss of blood, after she tangled with December's tsunami. With the moon beaming down blessings, the realm of the miraculous is becoming familiar terrain for you too. Expect a sudden recovery or a last-minute rescue. You were slated to be your sister's bridesmaid and expected to shell out $500 for a crappy tulle dress. Good news! Her fiance ran off with Sven, his hunky personal trainer. Hmm. What should you do with that extra $500? Manolo Blahnik, here you come!

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Sex and the City's Kristin Davis and comedian Steve Martin have been seen holding hands and acting cozy. Meanwhile, Nancy O'Dell of Access Hollywood has gotten engaged to business executive Keith Zubchevich. With Venus pepping up your house of pleasure, you could be immersed in some hot snugglebunny behavior too. If you're single, adopt a frisky strategy and cure this condition. Sidle up to that hunky new neighbor who just moved in across the hall. "Coffee, tea, Red Bull or me?"

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
The Sopranos' Lorraine Bracco has opened up about her struggles with clinical depression. A spunky sun and Mercury conjunction is inspiring you to tell it like it is. Like Lorraine, you might turn a personal problem into a personal cause. Virgos tend to live inside their heads. Step outside the wacky world of You and embrace a broader view of reality. Get into helper mode, and you'll feel better. Make like Angelina Jolie. (Work to support a charitable cause like UNICEF, that is. Don't flirt with Brad Pitt.)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
A full moon in your sign could have you wondering why your life is a disaster, but things aren't so bad. Santa Barbara County deputy district attorney Gordon Auchincloss says Michael Jackson is $300 million in debt. You could be doing a lot worse. So you've been indulging a champagne lover's tastes on a beer budget. At least you haven't been trying to live like a billionaire when you're really only a millionaire. Jesus Juice can get pretty expensive when you order it in bulk quantities.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
You're determined to get your own way, even if you have to bust a few heads in the process. Just don't bust your own head, like Cameron Diaz did. The Charlie's Angels star needed stitches in her head after she fell from a chest of drawers when she was putting away clothes from a recent trip to South Africa. Fortunately, her honey Justin Timberlake found her and rushed her to the hospital. A moon square could turn you into a klutz this week, so proceed cautiously.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Demi Moore is rumored to be preggers with younger boy-toy Ashton Kutcher's baby. Good for her, you say. As the sun and Venus work together to bring improvement to your romantic life, you're feeling giddy about love in whatever form it takes. So what if Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan supposedly shared a gropefest at the premiere of his new movie Hostage? A 30-year age difference shouldn't stand in the way of a little fun. (Or should it?)

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
It looks like Lost in Translation's Scarlett Johansson could co-star in the next Indiana Jones movie. And Keanu Reeves may appear in The 8th Voyage of Sinbad. Ambitious Jupiter has you itching to do something heroic too. You'll rescue a bunch of kittens before they're squished in a trash compactor. You'll adopt a Sudanese orphan. You might even start a charity drive to collect reading material for poor Bernard Ebbers. The former head of WorldCom could receive an 85-year prison sentence. That's how long it takes to plow through Finnegans Wake.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Creativity is the theme for the week as Venus boosts your artistic imagination. Catherine Zeta-Jones is set to produce a film about her native Wales. Heather Graham is going to star in a new ABC drama pilot. And Chris Rock is developing a sitcom for UPN based on his childhood years in Brooklyn. Stick with that pet project. Finish your memoir about your crazy, mixed-up days in the state penitentiary. Or produce your own CD. "I've Got a Pit Bull Around My Heart and He's Putting on Weight" could be a huge hit.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Therapist Sandra L. Brown is the author of the new book How to Spot a Dangerous Man. In it she describes the "red flags" that all women have when they are involved with a fellow who might be physically or emotionally dangerous. Her book encourages readers to spot these warning signs before hooking up with the wrong guy. A cranky full moon has you wishing you'd read this book years ago. You've dated the Dangerous Man, along with most of his less dangerous brothers-Unemployed Man, Beer-Guzzling Man and "Disco Inferno" Man. Yikes!

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