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Mr. Lonely, The Flight of the Red Balloon, Roman de
Gar and Son of Rambow. 

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Mister Lonely Directed by Harmony Korine
C+
Reviewed by Matt Prigge
Opens Fri., May 9
The opening shot of Mister Lonely tells you everything you need to
know. Okay, maybe not everything: You never in the remaining two hours find out exactly
why the shot’s subject, Y Tu Mamá También’s Diego Luna, is a Michael
Jackson impersonator, or why he’s riding a clown bike, or why attached to said clown
bike is a monkey puppet on a string. But it lays the groundwork for what’s to come.
A self-styled enfant terrible, Korine used to make films that begged
you to hate them and him, from his sensationalistic script for Kids to
the misery of Gummo and the DV sludge of Julien
Donkey-Boy. Apparently he’s thinner-shelled than imagined, as Mister
Lonely—his first in nine years—is almost transcendently self-pitying,
exhibiting a oneness with social outcasts and the deluded that screams veiled
autobiography.
Luna is busting out heyday MJ moves at a geriatric center in Paris when he happens
upon a fellow impersonator, a Marilyn Monroe facsimile played by Samantha Morton. After
some arm-twisting, she drags him out to a commune of impersonators in Scotland populated
by three Stooges, a Buckwheat, a hilariously profane Abe Lincoln (“I’m Abe fucking
Lincoln!”), and managed by Denis Lavant’s Chaplin, whose firebreathing behavior, in
union with that ’stache, makes him closer to Hitler. In a parallel plot whose relation
to the main one is never explained, Werner Herzog plays a priest lording over a fleet of
literally flying nuns.
Basically a kinder, gentler, less shocking Gummo, Mister
Lonely takes on the traits of its subjects: irksome, yes, but ultimately
sweet and at times moving. Morton in particular makes sure we always see the bottomless
despair beneath her bubbly mimicry. Parts of Mister Lonely are so
lovely—notably the aerial shots of the nuns free-floating among the clouds—that it’s a
shame so much screentime is dedicated to go-nowhere improv. Korine’s clearly working
through some demons, and given Lonely’s lack of kids shooting cats or
electrical tape on nipples, his next film might be only a little annoying.
Flight of the Red Balloon Directed by Hou Hsaio-Hsien
B
Reviewed by Sean Burns
Opens Fri., May 9
Reflective surfaces are everywhere in Paris, at least in Paris as seen by Tawianese
director Hou Hsaio-Hsien, who often chooses to let entire scenes play out within
windowpane reflections in this minor-key lovely little slice of life. The formal
strategy makes a strange sort of sense, as Flight of the Red Balloon
isn’t really a sequel to Albert Lamorisse’s classic 1956 short film The Red
Balloon, nor is it technically a remake. Calling this curious project a
reflection of the earlier picture seems most apt.
As in Lamorisse’s beloved classroom perennial, there’s a lonely little boy (here
played by Simon Itneau) being followed by a magical red balloon with a surprisingly
indomitable will of its own. But Hou uses the earlier film as merely a jumping-off
point, allowing the balloon to drift in and out of the film as it pleases, while we
follow the child home and observe his frenzied family life.
Mom (Juliette Binoche) is a trainwreck. She’s a professional puppeteer, and one of
those curious children’s entertainers who doesn’t seem much interested in children. Her
husband is in Canada at the moment. (He says he’s just working on a book, but everyone
seems to already understand that he’s not coming back.) There’s also an insufferable
tenant downstairs (Hippolyte Girardot) behind on his rent, and the newly hired nanny
(Fang Song) is a film student from Beijing who’s working on a digital video,
special-effects-laden remake of guess which 1956 classic?
As usual, Hou prefers to lock the camera down in a series of exquisitely composed wide
shots, and we watch the characters come and go from a respectful distance. Nothing is
foregrounded for the audience’s benefit. Rather, tiny slivers of story points emerge
slowly and organically. The largely improvised dialogue (Hou doesn’t speak English and
penned the script as a silent film) often serves as background noise. The nanny, video
camera at the ready, serves as a directorial stand-in, a stranger in an unfamiliar city.
At times Flight of the Red Balloon feels slight enough to blow away
alongside its title character. But if you’re patient enough, an affecting melancholy
seeps through. Some scenes are maddeningly vague, but others wonderful and mysterious,
capturing a child’s plaintive wide-eyed perspective for a few gorgeous fleeting moments.
Roman de Gare Directed by Claude Lelouch
B-
Reviewed by Matt Prigge
Opens Fri., May 9
One early morning in 1976 Claude Lelouch strapped a camera to his Mercedes-Benz and
sped from one side of Paris to the other in just under nine transcendently awesome
minutes. The result was the short C’Etait un Rendezvous, and it’s the
coolest thing the French director has ever done.
Best known for 1966’s hugely successful bit of cartoonishly français
pap A Man and a Woman, Lelouch has never held much currency with
cinephiles. But the last several years have seen him failing at even putting asses in
seats, most ego-crushingly with the drubbing over his “La Genre Humain” trilogy, which
is only two-thirds complete. But Rendezvous, receives an homage in
Lelouch’s latest, Roman de Gare—a good sign. Lelouch went so far as to
premiere the film pseudonymously—partly to disassociate it from his stinky name, partly
because it fits right in with the film’s mad procession of false identities.
Indeed, Roman de Gare opens with novelist Fanny Ardant, seen talking
about her latest tome—a rollicking thriller filled with twists and death. Before we have
a chance to definitively realize she’s essentially talking about the film we’re
watching, Lelouch drags our attention over to a mysterious loner (rubber-mouthed
Jean-Pierre Jeunet regular Dominique Pinon) and a harried woman (Audrey Dana) whose
irate fiance has just left her at a petrol station.
Dana is a big fan of Ardant’s. Funny she should say that, says Pinon as he gives her a
lift, since he’s Ardant’s longtime ghostwriter. Pinon tells Dana he was just kidding—but
was he?
To reveal more would do a disservice, as most of the fun in Roman de Gare
is the way it cheerfully jerks us hither and thither, with characters
exchanging identities and motives at the drop of a chapeau. Speed, as
it was in Rendezvous, is the key here, and as long as Lelouch races us
through the story’s countless hairpin turns, Roman de Gare remains an
assured, bubbly delight. But all vehicles have to stop at some point, and when
Roman de Gare slows down, its aims for intellectual pretension and
reliance on faux-urbane bon mots become easier to spot. But for a good
while there it seems like Lelouch has, after all these years, regained the cool.
Son of Rambow
Directed by Garth Jennings
B
Reviewed by Matt Prigge
Opens Fri., May 9
Mega-film producer Scott Rudin must be pissed about the existence of Son of
Rambow. No sooner does he fork over a hefty sum for the life rights to the
three guys who, as kids in the ’80s, remade Raiders of the Lost Ark
shot-for-shot, does a low-budget British film about kids redoing First
Blood pop up. Rudin can always pass his version off as the inevitable
American remake of some modest import, though at least the fresh-faced tweens in
Son of Rambow aren’t trying for anything so herculean as a
grunt-for-grunt carbon copy of Sly Stallone’s pec-o-rama.
Closer to fan fiction, this backyard opus is perpetrated by the unlikely duo of the
school bully (Will Poulter) and the religious kid (Bill Milner). A member of the
fundamentalist “Plymouth Brethren” family, Milner is prohibited from even watching
school film strips. So when a series of outlandish circumstances put this kid who’s
never once seen a movie in front of Poulter’s freshly bootlegged copy of First
Blood, cinephilia puts him in such a stranglehold he not only has to act it
out but exuberantly agrees to play a wiry John Rambo for Poulter’s budding cineaste, who
sometimes doubles as his Col. Trautman.
Just as the spirit of rinky dink film imitations seized upon Passaic, N.J., in
Be Kind Rewind, so does the Rambo mania do a
number on the film’s school. Soon the school’s hipsters, notably the
tres chic French exchange student and his many dorky charges, have
joined the project, much to the chagrin of the secretly brooding Poulter.
Mostly atoning for their Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy adaptation,
director/producer team Garth Jennings and Nick Goldsmith borrow liberally from the Wes
Anderson playbook, but they’re careful to stay rooted in believable emotions. The idea
of kids doing the first Rambo picture, blissfully oblivious of its
questionable politics, may sound like a job for the Max Fischer Players, but
Rambow is more interested in limning the elemental power of
children’s imaginations than chucking out arch ideas.
Rambow tosses off several hilarious on-set set pieces, but the best
jokes tend to be rooted in character and performance. Rambow falters a
bit in the home stretch and ultimately feels like it could’ve been better still, but
Rudin’s Raiders movie has a lot to live up to.
Not Reviewed
Speed Racer
The guys who made the Matrix make Cars—minus the
heart. (Opens Fri., May 9.)
What Happens in Vegas
Two attractive strangers (Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kucher) accidently get married.
Hilarity ensues. (Opens Fri., May 9.)
Ongoing
Alexandra
Director Alexander Sokurov has stated he steadfastly believes, war or no, Russia
should hold onto Chechnya, the subject of his antiwar film Alexandra.
This conservative stance—though tempered by a respect for the Chechen culture and its
livelihood—sneaks into a couple of dialogue exchanges, but it’s superseded by his belief
in the horror and mundanity of all wars. B- (M.P.)
Baby Mama
Amy Poehler is carrying Tina Fey’s child in this
Weekend-Update-meets-Odd-Couple-meets-Junior
all-star comedy. (Not reviewed.)
Body of War
Ever wonder what happened to Phil Donahue? He and co-director Ellen Spiro have helmed
this month’s Iraq War documentary nobody is going to go see. C
(S.B.)
CJ7 A dad brings home a lovable pet alien in this
Gremlins-meets-Flubber-meets-ET
family comedy by the director of Shao Lin Soccer. (Not
reviewed.)
The First Saturday in May
It all comes down to the Kentucky Derby in this horse-racing doc. (Not
reviewed.)
Forbidden Kingdom
Jackie Chan and Jet Li join forces. ’Nough said. (Not reviewed.)
Irina Palm
Marianne Faithfull plays a London granny who gets a job at a sex shop wanking knobs
through a glory hole. C- (M.P.)
Iron Man Best comic book movie of the week, featuring Robert Downey Jr. in the title role.
(Not reviewed.)
Leatherheads
George Clooney’s screwball about the early days of professional football. Co-starring
Renée Zellweger and The Office’s John Krasinski. (Not
reviewed.)
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Paranoid Park
Gabe Nevins stars as Alex, a sad-eyed and troubled young skateboarder who alternates
between blocking out and coming to terms with his complicity in the accidental death of
a security guard in Gus Van Sant’s fragile, deeply felt film. A-
(S.B.)
Priceless
It’s a bold choice for Salvadori, making such a sunny, feel-good romantic comedy about
two characters who are, for all intents and purposes, miserable whores preying upon the
loneliness of widows and the elderly. C+ (S.B.)
The Ruins
Writer of 1998’s A Simple Plan, Scott B. Smith adapts his own novel
into yet another horror movie offing American tourists in exotic locales. (Not reviewed.)
Run Fatboy Run
In Hot Fuzz it was a treat to watch Simon Pegg break away from his
emotionally stunted slacker routine and prove he could play uptight and humorless with
equal panache. Fatboy, alas, represents the fabled step back, casting
him as a nerdy loser who, in the film’s opening, runs out on his wedding to Thandie
Newton. Jump ahead five years and he’s making a belated attempt to win her back from her
current beau (Hank Azaria). C (M.P.)
Smart People
A self-obsessed college professor (Dennis Quaid) must reevaluate his life when his
free-spirited brother (Thomas Haden Church) pays him an unexpected visit. Also starring
Ellen Page and Sarah Jessica Parker. (Not reviewed.)
Snow Angels
Adapted by David Gordon Green from Stewart O’Nan’s novel, the tale is one of your
standard Sundance-friendly miserablist multicharacter roundelays, as a fumbling,
wide-eyed teen (Michael Angarano) not just copes with the divorce of his own parents but
also must witness the horrible fates of his beloved former babysitter (Kate Beckinsale)
and her alcoholic born-again husband (Sam Rockwell). The best parts of Snow
Angels are the stray details discovered in this working-class community.
B- (S.B.)
Street Kings
We’re back in James Ellroy country. The notorious crime novelist’s dirty fingerprints
are all over David Ayer’s slicked-up, egregiously miscast sophomore directorial effort.
Full of angst-ridden alcoholic peace officers (played this time by Keanu Reeves)
surrounded by sleaze and systemic corruption, pining for dead lovers and slouching
toward redemption, Street Kings will feel familiar to anyone who’s ever
stayed up all night tearing through an Ellroy paperback. C- (S.B.)
Superhero Movie Yet another genre parody from the writer of Scary Movie 3 and
4. (Not reviewed.)
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The true story of five MIT students who took Vegas for millions gets a slicked up,
depressingly Hollywood-ized treatment, chock-full of dopey inventions from a
Screenwriting 101 manual. D+ (S.B.)
Under the Same Moon Ridiculously manipulative but effective all the same, this heart-tugging saga of
9-year-old Carlitos and his wildly improbable journey across the border to find his mom
in Los Angeles is half magic-realist fable, half social commentary tract.
B- (S.B.)
The Unforseen
Laura Dunn’s eco-doc literally descends upon the area in and around Austin, Texas, to
uncover an elemental tale of man vs. nature—or rather real estate development against
the mythical intelligent designer itself. B (S.B.)
The Visitor
Thomas McCarthy’s follow-up to The Station Agent finds him tackling
an even more insurmountable subgenre: the classic “minority experience inexplicably told
through a white perspective” setup, as seen in Cry Freedom,
Mississippi Burning, Blood Diamond and so on. No
luck this time: McCarthy and his very talented actors are vanquished by the need to say
something capital-I Important in the least subtle way possible. C
(M.P.)
Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?
A monumentally epic waste of time and an exercise in narcissism run amok, the film
uses a tasteless 9/11 joke as a launching pad for our so-called hero’s panic over his
wife’s pregnancy. As any caring and supportive husband would, Spurlock reacts to the
news by grabbing a camera crew and booking flights to the Middle East, announcing that
in the interest of providing a safer world for his unborn child, he’s going to
single-handedly hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden. F (S.B.)
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