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Honeydripper
Directed by John Sayles
B-
Reviewed by
Matt Prigge
Now showing
Is there a
filmmaker less stylistically attuned to a film about music than John Sayles? Where his
British counterpart Ken Loach fills his movies with infectious hang-out sessions with
working-class characters, Sayles prefers directness, laying out his various social
concerns as plainly as possible.
Honeydripper finds the
independent legend descending upon a ’50s Alabama roadhouse to chart the evolution of
blues into rock (before the white man stole it, of course), but its rhythm remains
unmistakably Sayles’: patient, often stubbornly so, moving at the pace of the actors,
who are given plenty of time to do their thing.
In fact, it’s hard not to
read a touch of autobiography in the film’s titular bar: Run by longtime schemer Danny
Glover, it’s been so faithful to hiring old blues musicians that its patronage has been
absconded by the loud, raucous juke joint down the street. No one’s ever going to
question Sayles’ Amerindie film-god status, but the ’00s have found him struggling for
that balance between lefty message-mongering and his gift for rich characterization,
leaving him lost in the classification of cinema he helped foster.
Honeydripper doesn’t exactly awaken the great John
Sayles (let’s say pre-Limbo), nor does it feel like underimagined slogs
like Casa de los Babys and Silver City. Indeed, the
plot is Sayles’ highest concept outside of the creature features and Hollywood fare he
writes for paychecks (among them, the upcoming Spiderwick Chronicles
and Jurassic Park IV). Fathoms in debt, Glover, along with right-hand
man Charles S. Dutton, hires a hot new R&B act to come in for a one-night
hoedown. When the guy doesn’t show, Glover employs a recently arrived wandering musician
(Gary Clark Jr.) to pretend to be him.
But this is still a Sayles movie,
meaning the plot gears take their sweet time and the focus terminally wanders to the
many subplots, including Lisa Gay Hamilton as Glover’s increasingly religious wife and
the local questionably run cotton fields.
But unlike most Sayles films,
Honeydripper seems perversely designed. Joy is deliberately
withheld till the end, when Clark Jr. takes to the stage, at which point what had been a
typically fascinating, well-researched and dry Sayles movie suddenly and unexpectedly
starts to fucking rock. It’s a remarkable turn of events, all the more of a whammy
because of its unlikeliness. And just when you think Sayles will break the spell with a
ponderous epilogue, he thwarts expectations yet again.
Honeydripper’s a baby step, but a step nonetheless.
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